figuring out life while exploiting as many social networks as possible.
i like- summer, painting my nails, friendship bracelets, smiling, slurpees, baking, sunglasses, dinosaurs, ugly t-shirts, sour candies and the occasional nutella sandwich, okay lets be honest, more nutella than socially acceptable.
i also probably spend more time with my cat than acceptable.
i dislike- chinese food, loud noises and the sound of cutlery against plates.
new trend: hanging out with positive ladies who support each other
When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.
#this chicken is dangerous
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
Lunatic fiber satan
Is no one going to talk about the fact that he is CLEARLY eating more than the recommended serving size!?
I’m dying at the comments. Real tears